No Fly Zone

Hhhhmmmm. Well. I think ... Said the bespectacled man Presiding over the meeting Of the United Nations Security Council. I ... A plate of croissants Caught his eye. Could you pass me one of those croissants? Wait: it's after midday. What's our advised position On afternoon croissant consumption? Three score men and women Leafed through thick portfolios. Permissible. Though frowned upon To take them with preserves. Everyone took a break For a few minutes To eat a croissant. With butter, only. The afternoon croissant consumption forms (ACC 15.1) Were completed in triplicate.

So ... He continued. Dabbing at the edges of his mouth. Meticulously. Sarkozys jumping up and down, I hear. He breathed a massive sigh. Unfortunate: drumming up Enthusiasm before the proper Legal implications, not to mention, The potential socio-economic Repercussions, of any International intervention, Are comprehensively anticipated, And approved. Hhhhmmmm. Tricky. Well, that's lunch. Back here in two hours. Seven thousand miles away, The tank columns roll Towards the last free city. And like so many crumbs Brushed off a bulge of crisp white shirt, A people empowered by a want For democracy and freedom, Are scattered And swept away.

Sex Trial Charge For Berlusconi

Piacere, Miss Mahroug, he warbles with a grin,
And clasps her supple, rounded hips with withered, olive skin.
My man in Marakesh has said you move like liquid flame.
Karima curtsies, ever coy. I try to entertain.

Falling on a gaudy chaise he gestures to the stage.
Prosecco dribbles down his chin (but such things come with age).
Would you like for me to dance? She kicks away her shoes.
Berlusconi licks his lips, Just how could I refuse?

His loins are set to bursting with her every twist and thrash
And from a vero cuoio pouch he draws a wad of cash.
Every word I've heard is true, you really are sublime,
Enough of all these pleasantries; it's bunga bunga time!

Charlie Sheen 'taken to hospital' - A haiku

Abdominal pains,
History of drug abuse.
"Five girl romp." Good lad.

'Life-chemicals' may have formed around far flung star

Amino acids from the stars tell us

We could have come from outer space, comets.

Leftward corkscrewing molecule strands make

Quite a compelling case for the theory

Of extra-terrestrial origin.

Intriguing, to think of the alternate

Strands. Those rightward-coiling people living

Across the spiral arm of the cosmos,

Guts on the outside, eyes on ten foot stalks.

Or maybe just indifferent to Marmite.